Told you so

1. We aren’t all douches.

2. Not all of us are as tough as we make it out to be.

3. We all have a sensitive side, but not all of us will admit to and/or show it.

4. We hate it when you talk badly about yourself. In most cases, it’s not true at all. Especially things like “I’m fat” or “I don’t deserve you.”

5. Just because we don’t say on IM or on a text doesn’t mean we’re ignoring you. Sometimes we’re just being shy.

6. We like compliments, too.

7. We hate it when you won’t tell us why you’re upset or hide your emotions.

8. We hate it when you don’t tell us things.

9. Just because we’re all horny doesn’t mean that sex is all we want or that it is our priority. Most of us are willing to wait.

10. We like girls who trust us.

11. If you’re mad at us, tell us.

12. We almost always mean it when we apologize.

13. We can’t be with you forever.

14. Don’t talk about other guys in front of us unless
you aren’t talking about how much you like them or how cool they are. It makes it seem like you have no interest in dating us.

15. Don’t use cheap excuses like “I don’t date” or anything else, because it’s just stupid and we hate it.

16. We like hugs too, just not from other guys.

17. Clingy girls are often something we don’t like.

18. If you want to ask us something, ask.

19. We appreciate girls who like us for who we are.

20. Just because we’re a nerd or geek or whatever, doesn’t mean we aren’t human.

21. We don’t always see your hints.

22. Don’t get mad at us for what we find funny, we may not believe it.

23. Not all guys want the girl to be the stay at home mom.

24. Don’t exercise until you have no breasts, or tell us all about how you ate 4 calories in the last week. It's disgusting.

25. Taking it slow isn't a bad thing, but it tends to be a good idea to cut to the chase.

26. We don’t all like sluts.

27. Don’t bitch about our friends to us unless they did something really bad to you. Just because they may be a dick doesn’t mean they are to everyone. But we will talk to them for you.

28. We can love too.

29. NEVER.CHEAT.

30. Fights will happen. So don’t fear them.

31. The majority of us don’t use girls.

32. We may be teases, but please don’t take it too
seriously.

33. Don’t make us your life’s priority if you are thinking about it, because when it all crashes down, you’ll be left with nothing.

34. Just because most guys like porn doesn’t mean we all do.

35. Just because some guys think lesbians and bisexuals are really hot doesn’t mean we all do.

36. If we make racist/sexist jokes, it’s our problem, not yours. So don’t try to change it.

37. Don’t be bossy.

38. We can’t always buy you stuff.

39. Just because we fight a lot doesn’t mean we want to.

40. Don’t try to change us.

41. Some guys won’t say I love you right away
because we’re shy and unsure what you will think.

42. If you don’t like that we play video games, own weapons, watch violent movies, etcetera, don’t date us.

43. Don’t worry about us too much. We can handle ourselves.

44. NEVER, I repeat, NEVER tell people embarrassing stories about us or secrets.

45. If we dump you don’t go and tell all your friends that we’re assholes. We don’t do that when you dump us. Not everything can last forever.

46. We absolutely hate it when you won’t leave us alone after a breakup.

47. Sometimes what you want isn’t so obvious to us, so if we don’t get the picture, tell us. We’d rather you tell us than you be unhappy.

48. A lot of guys are really nice people if you get to know them, don't judge a book by its cover.

49. Some guys are dicks to you even if they like you. It’s normal, don’t think much of it.

50. Never propose to us or ask us out. It's extremely awkward.

51. If we tell you to stop something, stop it or it may lead to us dumping you.

52. Don’t have high expectations.

53. Don’t be a poser emo/scene kid or poser gangster.

54. If you’re upset, we really appreciate you contacting us.

55. Guys can be pretty romantic given the moment or the guy.

56. Guys will talk about their ex’s sometimes, don’t think much of it.

57. Guys don’t always like boob jobs. If we want you to get one, we’ll tell you.

58. Be honest with us, if we truly love you, we’ll accept you for who you are, not matter what.

59. Don’t talk about Edward Cullen or Jacob Black around us unless we like the Twilight series, too.

60. We’re disgusting, we burp, fart, and swear, but that doesn’t mean we won’t be polite around you.

61. If we’re dating you, don’t whine about how we aren’t doing enough if you haven’t told us what you want.

62. Girls with a sense of humour please us.

63. We worry about you, too.

64. Don’t apologize for things we don’t mind or want you to apologize for.

65. Cheerleaders aren’t always something we want.

66. Unless we're friends with your best friend, don't have them tag along.

67. It's annoying when you're paranoid. We won't leave you or forget about you.

68. Don't make fun of us, we can be insecure too.

69. We like attention, too.

70. Don't be an attention whore.

71. We like being called hot or sexy. Cute can occasionally be a let down. Same with adorable.

72. Don't try to force us to do things we don't want to, it makes a relationship worse.

73. Don't ask us for fashion opinions, we have no clue.

74. Cuddling is OK too, we just hate it when that's all you want to do.

75. We can help you out whenever you need it, just try not to dump your problems on us.

76. Yes, we love you. No, we don't hate you. Yes, we're not lying.

77. Some guys may like girls that act stupid, but the vast majority of us hate it.

78. Our hearts can be broken, too.

79. Stuck-up bitches are our enemies.

80. Resist the urge to whine. It drives us nuts.

81. If we buy you presents, you should accept them. We spend money on you because we care.

82. NEVER PAY US BACK FOR PRESENTS.

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